How to Travel Wherever You Want in the World Without Them Knowing

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Embracing the Digital Nomad Lifestyle: Adventure Tourism on a Budget

The digital nomad lifestyle is often characterized by the freedom to work from anywhere, while adventure tourism offers an exciting way to explore new destinations while saving money. But let’s say the company that hired you to work remote expects you to stay in the country or, God forbid, travel to the office. The bottom of the Indeed application says 10% travel required (what the fuck does that mean?). How does one circumvent such stringent and downright cruel restrictions?

This blog is your answer. Let’s dive in.

What is Digital Nomading?

Trust me (you don’t have to trust me), it’s freedom. Learn to work the nightshift in Thailand or Vietnam or go somewhere south like Columbia. The women are hotter, they will treat you better, and you’ll genuinely understand their agenda from the get-go. Not even American girls or wherever you come from understand what their agenda is. All they care about is mental torture. Minus the sex.

The Adventure Tourism Connection

This is how you save money. Luxury condos in the middle of Bangkok are cheaper than dumpy apartments in decent cities wherever in America. Price in America-land: $2,000-$6,000 a month. Bangkok: $800 a month. A hotel room on the beach, for a month in Phuket, costs $500 dollars. You can feed yourself on $1 meals at corner shops lining the streets everywhere. The grocery stores are neat too. All their frozen food is replaced with some Asian equivalent. Chicken nuggets are now steamed dumplings. Gas stations still sell burgers (obscure varieties, yes), but they also have super-hot chips, and their microwavable meals come with rice and sliced beef and eggs.

Sex is SO cheap. Those super beautiful girls that think they are way better than they actually are in America (although big-titted UK girls weren’t bad) don’t exist here. The girls literally everywhere else are so level-headed, way less vindictive, and treat you better. Honest.

Ok, even though they didn’t seem to like Americans in London, the girls were nicer and more receptive even with the mass of their chests being like comparing Jupiter to planet Earth.

Tips for Saving Money While Traveling as a Digital Nomad / How to Make it Seem Like You Are Still in the US

  1. Choose Affordable Destinations

Select a travel destination with a lower cost of living. Southeast Asia, Eastern Europe, and Central America are popular among digital nomads for their affordability and rich experiences. Countries like Thailand, Vietnam, Portugal, and Mexico provide budget-friendly accommodations, food, and activities. Wow ChatGPT literally reiterated my rewrites for the sections before this. I had it shit out a blog quick and didn’t read it through, so technically I copied what it posted here in the before paragraphs, but since I didn’t read it, you can only really blame it on subconscious memory or whatever since my regular memory is severely crippled from bud.

  • Get a HotSpot

Worst decision I ever made was not forking over the cash for a hotspot with AT&T. Full stop, every time I tried, I couldn’t find the button. Then out of nowhere, right when the need was at its most dire, it was like that moment in anime where I could only ascend to the next echelon of power because my loss was that great or whatever, I don’t remember what my loss was other than the possibility of missing a client meeting, did the ability to upgrade my phone’s plan with a  hotspot included effectuate. Maybe it was based off a need.

If your company sifts through international traffic—by that I mean you can’t access their website even from the front-end as a regular customer typing their website into the URL bar—this hotspot should allow you access since you have unlimited data, so you use the phone for the Worldwide connection and connect your laptop to it. And since you can connect from anywhere, this should work. Although you are probably still using cellular towers in the country.

In that case:

In Case That Doesn’t Work (I’ve honestly never had this problem but for some reason I premeditated it)

It’s probably time to use a VPN. Trick the internet into telling everywhere else you browse that you come from the UK because they have better television shows than America. I don’t watch TV, but this is a sure-fire excuse. You can also use Chrome Developer Tools.

Launch Chrome. Ctrl+Shift+I—In the top right corner of the screen that appears on the right, click the two right arrows >> and select Network. For whatever reason, I had to click Network Conditions (this is an icon to the left of the second gear cog, located beneath the first gear cog, for settings), then from the screen that has appeared at the bottom, select the three dots on the left and open the sensor tab. This works great for SEO and making sure they don’t know where you actually are. Add the coordinates to spoof some other location’s Google results. ChatGPT always spits out the wrong coordinates. I always have to add a minus before one of the numbers, but this is how you do it. Enjoy.

Backstory, Backstory, Backstory

Hostels may sound like a great way to network and make friends with catered events so you can all fuck, but you won’t have the privacy you need. The beautiful girls that make all your female clients jealous are going to be there every night. You don’t need a hostel for sloppy toppy.

I get that gag reflex choking up vomit when I think about those girls offering me sloppy toppy in hostels.

Your backstory is your best excuse. HR can be your closest ally or greatest enemy. Your responses need to be short and succinct.

Conclusion

The digital nomad lifestyle combined with adventure tourism offers an exhilarating way to explore the world while working remotely and not letting your boss find out. By following budget-friendly tips and preparing with the right gear, you can enjoy thrilling experiences without breaking the bank, meet beautiful women through sheer confidence, not when the say you have to be confident as a way of hurting you on a date when they are robbing you in cold blood, and make memories to last for a few months max unless you take pictures you can look back on in a few years yet you still barely retain any of the information. Embrace the freedom to work from anywhere, immerse yourself in diverse cultures, and embark on adventures that will enrich your life and career. With a little planning and creativity, the world is your office, and the adventures are endless! Bitch.